bumph.cackhanded.net

The word bumph is also English slang for paper—of any sort. It is used on its own as in there's a whole pile of bumph on my desk, and also with some other words, eg loo bumph is toilet paper.

Bumph or Bumf, when alluding to excessive paperwork was an armed forces contraction for Bum Fodder during the Second World War and was in regular use throughout the Commonwealth. Bum fodder was itself a slang term for toilet paper.